Get out of the water!

So, do you remember that scene from Jaws (or maybe Jaws 2) where whats-his-face throws a fit and starts shooting a pistol in the air and screaming at everyone at the beach to get out of the water because he sees a shark?






GET OFF OF THE ROAD! EVERYONE! GET OFF OF THE ROAD!



Yes, that's right, my little sister, that tiny little thing I used to (litarally) bounce on my knee and swing so high in a hammock that she still has nightmares about it -- well, she's got her licence to terrorize those foolish souls who, for whatever mad reason, decide to head out on the road when she's around. Watch out, people! Click to enlarge. No, wait, don't! The horror might knock you unconcious!



Congrats, twerp!